You might be a Twitter Spambot if … .

You follow more then 100 people a day!

Your ignore rate is higher then 15%!

You only tweet about your product or services!

You make self-referential tweets then tweet a inspirational quote so you don’t feel guilty!

You think that being the NumbeR 1 PerZoN on Twitter of All TiMe makes you more important then everyone else who uses Twitter!

You retweet other people’s Follow Fridays! Even when they are talking about other people who live in a cave in Afghanistan!

You only retweet from a certain subsection of people even though you swear to your mother’s grave that you have relationship with every single one of your userz that follow back!

You tweet a random and inane list more then once because some Twitter Expert wrote from his Mother’s Basement!

You tweet a quote more 2 times in one day!

You tweet about Teeth Whitening!

You ignore your followers! Even though you have this super strong relationship because they FOLLOWED YOU BACK! Like OMGZ!

You have a link to Myspace as your website

You use the Truetwit validation service!

You don’t answers DMs!

You are only following 100 people and have less then 300 following you don’t answer @s

You call yourself a social media expert!

You use a script to manage your followers

You think that becuz you have ThiZ Many followers, people actually know you in real life! Well, guess what? They don’t!

You tweet about anything and everything! Like OMGZ Guyz did you see that awesome wedding cake design! Or do you want to type like a robot while blindfolded! In reality, that just means you stand for nothing!

You think for some reazon that your “followers” that you pretty much lied to get, gives you “status” that will give you magical powers that will enable to heavens to open and that the light of God will shine down and make you THE KING OF TWISTERDOM!

You have over 9,000 followers, but I am the only one nice enough to comment on your blog!

You have the same fucking people every single Follow Friday! Thinking, Hey Guyz, THIS time it’ll work!

You don’t have a picture of yourself as a profile picture!

You retweet shit that’s over a month old just because one your super duper elite friends did it!

You steal other people tweets!

Your bio is a quote from a movie!

Your background pic consists of you waving around your middle finger!

You don’t have enough guts to talk TO someone, so you talk AT them!

You retweet the stupidest, mind-numbingly dumb shit because that is what worked at another website!

You exploit the code within Twitter and some of the unwritten laws that get passed around by the same people that break the rules to gain more followers!

You work in PR, Marketing, SEO, or in any other fashion with a company that think that people go on Twitter to watch a Commercial!

You are following me and haven’t read this blog!