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So! Thanks so much for following me on Twitter! You may have found me through my personal website, blog, or from my many listings throughout the interweb. Well, There are few things you should know and expect now that you’ve hit that follow button.

First things first: What do I Tweet about?

Well, I focus mainly on films since that is my primary interest in life. You see, I grew up on them, I watch them, I love them, I want to marry them and have 7 happy kids. I also want to make a career out of it, so yeah, that’s my main goal.

I also tweet about sports! The four major food groups. Namely, basketball (I am a huge Pistons fan!), Football (I cheer for the Lions but my heart is with the Patriots.) Hey! I like winning! Hockey (Penguins! But I like all the teams, especially Canadian ones, but don’t get started on those dadgum Red Wings . . .) and baseball (Me and Tigers are going to the Pennant!)

I also tweet about politics. Uh oh! Well, Sorry, I can’t help it. I graduated (allegedly) from the University of Michigan-Flint with a Bachelor’s Degree in Political Science. Suck on that. Also I am a crazy unapologetic leftist who will fry your kids for dinner while wearing a pinko shirt. One of my professors said I was to the left of Karl Marx. I also graduated with Honors, biatch. Pi Sigma Alpha!

I also sometimes feel the urge to tweet to celebrities. Don’t worry, they have no idea who I am. I am just living in my parent’s basement. I’m a nobody. Don’t take offense. I only do it if the time calls for it and if there is actual material to go on.

Will I follow you back?

Unless you are a person in any of the fields I just named above, the chances are slim to none.

If you follow more then 100 people a day, I won’t.

If you don’t talk to me, I will unfollow.

If the word “expert” appears anywhere in your bio, I won’t. I will also point you to this website: bit.ly/IRONY

If your ignore rate is above 15%, I won’t follow

If you don’t have a decent website, a decent bio, or an actual picture, I won’t follow

If you have one tweet about getting more followers or teeth whitening or any of that crap, I will probably block you. I will also send you to this website: bit.ly/IRONY

If you are impersonating a celebrity, chances are I will report you to @truthtweet

If you do something really cool, or a really funny, or something catches my eye in your profile or in your work, I am more likely to follow you! Don’t be Sweet Aunt Sue, be Barry, the hermaphrodite android from Chicago by way of Florida. Because Twitter, to me at least, is about sharing experiences.

I don’t play the numbers game, I play the quality game. If you do take the time to talk to me, the chances of me noticing you and taking the time to follow you will increase substantially. With that said, bring it on, tweet at me whatever is on your mind! I may not respond at the drop of a hat, but I will see it and respond if needed.

That’s a lot of rules to follow? Are you sure you aren’t a high school Jewish chick?

Yes, that is a lot of rules to follow, but I take my timeline very seriously. It is my script for the day. Add value or get out of the way.

Who am I?

This is copied from the biography I scrapped together on my website (http://thatpj.ueclub.com) which you can register to, and talk in the forums on, and play games, and generally have a fun time!

Ever since PJ was a young kid, he knew he was a bit different. His experiences growing up have formed him into what he is today. To begin, let’s start at middle school, where in private school in some tiny microscopic town in Virginia, he won a couple of public speaking awards. He even had fun in a play called The Lottery.

Then in high school, he moved back up to Michigan and got quite a bit lost, People were treating him very weirdly. Luckily, he had E! and IFC. It helped him understand why. There he took part in the Black history Month Ensemble. Then in college, he did something stupid.

Rather doing what he liked to do, he did what he thought he was supposed to do. He graduated with a Political Science degree from University of Michigan-Flint. However, during his tenure at college, he began to spend more and more time in the theatre department. He joined his local community theatre group. It was all very fun.

Then, he remembered those days of freshman year of high school when he began to have a great interest in films and tv shows. That’s when he was lucky enough to have a friend that let him audition for this web show that was going to highlight the new Michigan film industry. He made it and had a lot of fun shooting his scenes

Now he looks to the future to see what life has in store for him.

So you are a nobody?

Yes! Why are you even following me!?

Is this what your tweets are like?

When I am not retweeting someone else or in a academic mood, yes, they are a bit like this.